i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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