no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I love having hate sex.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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