Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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