Do vagina's smell?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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