Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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