Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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