Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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