Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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