just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'm just crazy horny about you
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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