I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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