The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Too much gin, very little bucket
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
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Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
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She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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