Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
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"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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