I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
