Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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