OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
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Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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