Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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