There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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