As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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