I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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