I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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