I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
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