All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
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I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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