She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
