"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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