i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
