I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
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I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
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Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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