Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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