My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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