Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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