I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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