Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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