her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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should my penis look like a turkey
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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