i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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