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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
