whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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