Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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