with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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