New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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