She's JV to your varsity
hell yes lets make some ravioli
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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