we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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