We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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