3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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