Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
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I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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