I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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