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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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