Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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