the new term for farting is butt boxing.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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