dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
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I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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