Heybabeimwearingurpanties
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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