There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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