Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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