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Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
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I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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