Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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