2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
COCAINE IS GR8
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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